Friday, August 27, 2010

She lost her virginity to a meat sausage





I spent last Friday with Vanessa mixing paint at the warehouse, it was a fucking mess!! For those of you who don't know plastisol ink doesn't dry unless you "cure" it. We spent hours trying to get the right yellow to match the moon in the warewolf design.

Does that look like it. nope. mix. mix. mix. now. nope. fuck it "we'll do it live". fat glob of yellow. its right!!. After about 3 hours the paint was ready to go and the screens were live. Got to print out one shirt and noticed the pink screen didn't come out right. need to redo it. no time today. fucked around with Vanessa the whole time. she's been getting hit up a lot on model mayhem!!
Sunday Matt Benninghoff came down and we made a munch stop at the International House of Pancakes!! my treat. gotta eat if your going to work all day. we talked about females. females. food. coffee. females. ha ha its a trip that ive known this foo for 4 years now, we got our 1st tattoos by a guy named Danny. now in jail.Tell me this isn't bomb, ...only $4.99. order their iced coffee too its sooo good and it has unlimited refils. they for sure lost money on my refills....x4

Had to remake the pink screen 3 times till it came out just right. Hammered out about 25 shirts and munched on chips with a side of Arizona ice teas. I got this huge sense of pride from hammering out my shirts. I could of never done any of this without my friends help. for that ill always be thankful. I noticed after the next days run that all the warewolf shirts were slightly off center. the brand name was about an inch closer to the left sleeve than the right. there all trashed now...$450 and 20+ hours down the fucking drain. I should of tried on the 2-3 shirt to make sure i liked the allignment. I was too concerned on how well the actual print was coming out, which by the way was perfect....but none the less a waste of time. This isn't working out too well...

Headed over to Dylan's with Matt and had a little smoke sesh while I watched the last episodes of Avatar the last air bended. everyone keeps telling me the tattoo on my left arm looks like ang. its not him. the monk on my left arm resembles humanity in general and how fragile we really are. we have control over nothing except the small decisions we make. We tried to open a coconut that dylan had lying around in his kitchen, he didn't have a hammer for some reason so he improvised with a wrench and some pick. caveman status. after 5 minutes of failed attempts he finally cracked it open only to find out the fucking coconut was dried and rotten. fuck my life. i was so excited, like a kid before Christmas. this is how i know im going to be fat in the future


Settled the stomach with an old school bowl of fruit loops, i hate this cereal. bright colors creep me out for some reason. sugar is good for the soul.


Jordan had a kick back, i rolled up with Ashly Peanut and Becka. Right away 2 cops rolled up on us, got out of their cars, and then turned around and ran down the street. like they were after someone. I thought we were fucked since we had drugs and alcohol in our possession but they chased after someone else. didn't even notice us 6ft away lol. the party was chill, the usual faces and a few new ones. all my best friends left 20 minutes after i got there so i was with Peanut and Becka for the night!!
The party started right after a majority of the people left. Beer pong, kings cup, and card magic tricks filled the night. Once the mood was up people started doing lines of Zannies and Coke. Becka wasn't down but Peanut was...then Becka was! drugs. drugs. another line. everyone seemed happy in this little illusion. it was saddening to watch but i knew they knew better. kinda my fault in a way. Becka broke a candle case stumbling to the bathroom. she felt horrible about it.
We all went out side since there all my favorite stoners and had a grip of smoke sessions. Becka had to piss really bad and instead of going to the bathroom because of the candle incident, she popped a squat!!! fucking becka ha ha all she said was "I don't give a fuck right now!! " left around 4am. Becka puked. puked a lot. tired. lots to do. still thinking about the clothing line. money is really an issue now. close my eyes. nightmares

Friday I woke up and crunched some numbers, my overall cost for the shirts was over $14 not including the design. Between the fuck-ups, the supplies, other costs, and my time it was not worth it. I found a printing company that had decent prices, they can do it now. Its going to cost $2,000 to wrap up, but at least if they fuck up a shirt i dont pay for it or lose the time to redo it. it really stresses me out that I'm also dropping the warehouse because of it, but my costs are just too high right now. Each batch of shirts is coming out close to $1000 total and taking around 25+ hours per batch. i turned 20 in may, i get $15 an hour at my job/$10 after taxes. 40+ hour weeks over summer...almost to waste. School takes up half my week, studying and work the rest. i'm adapting now. i learned so much though. When planning organize everything into detail and think about what could go wrong....really think about it.

I had a tire change at walmart, peanut lives by walmart. She got up at 8:30 am just to hang out with me till my tires were done. Around 9am i had a pregame grub sesh at del taco with some 39 cent tacos, 10am costco opened and the pizza, smoothie, hot dog, churro feast began!!! I called my mom, she's still ignoring me. I hope she realizes how much time she's wasting while getting over our fight from june. I'm sure she'll come around....patience right?? I ran into Talyn's ex at wallmart after peanut dropped me off, sketch. you can never be honest with your best friends ex. just smile and say it was good seeing them. I have my best friends backs before anything.

Saturday morning was band practice. We had a show in LA but somehow it got canceled last minute. The bands been on the back burner since school has been consuming my life. We wrapped up the last song for our new album finding clarity. Little arguments here and there but overall the day was productive. Were going to be losing bubba soon, he's moving to San Diego. bummed.
Headed out after practice to hang out with my friend Kayla. She lives with our friend Shannon 2 miles from the band house. Shannon was to tired/hung over to go out so Kayla and I dipped to Albertos. The best burrito place in the world. If you ever visit southern california, go to albertos and have a carne asade burrito. $4.55. happy. Kayla told me about this girl friend of hers that had a little interesting problem. Kayla's friend was a lesbian that looked like a guy. Was called a boys name, and had a girlfriend that didn't know she was a girl. The relationship began to get intimate and they wanted to have sex.
So Kaylas friend freaked out, she doesn't have a dick...obviously. She ended up getting a sausage and carving it to have a mushroom tip like a penis. popped it into the microwave and warmed it up, wrapped it in aluminum foil and headed over to the girlfriends house. Apparently she fucked her girlfriend by holding the sausage and pretending it was a dick. i have no idea how she did it but she did. i guess after some time, people at school started to wonder if the girl friend knew, and was eventually exposed as a girl. the girlfriend flipped out and asked what the hell she lost her virginity too.......gross!!! that poor girl has to live the rest of her life knowing she lost her virginity to a meat sausage. some girls have had worse ha ha! weather the story was true or not, its funny to think about lol.

Woke up way to early to take some pictures of my friend Maddy, he's got a hip hop thing going. I'm not into that particular style to much but i liked one of the songs they played for me in the car. I went to high school with these guys back in the day.
First place was the Mission Inn in downtown riverside. Really upscale place, didn't really fit what we were going for though. A lot of people kept staring and it was kinda sketch. we kept doing our thing.We had to sneak around since you need some sort of permit to shoot, theres this corner area on the upper front level facing the pool thats somewhat secluded and has decent lighting during the day.
I really like this picture, it reminds me of an old school hip hop look. I really liked the fact that these guys were digging in the trenches like me with music. Still doing pre-sale and overall just upset over greedy venue promoters. They were genuinely humble and chill dudes!
We headed out to this Cafe Amanda Farhall took me too a while back called The grind right next to the mission inn. Got a delicious coffee and went upstairs to chill. Ended up really liking the overall vibe upstairs, like a vintage old school feel. They started to loosen up, its kinda weird getting your picture taken lol.

Somewhere along hanging out there we noticed a friendly crowd appeared. They started talking to Maddy then me, then we quickly started getting hit on by some author dude downstairs. we left. real quick.
Headed to the powerhouse, got some urban grafitti shots there. I think this is more of the feel that they wanted. The lighting was a bitch to deal with but I made the most of it. I love that every time I go to the powerhouse there is new fresh tagging, its like the place is alive and always changing. kinda like us.


Sunday after noon was spent studying, studying in the car, and going to LA with Lyndsay for our friend Adrienne's 23rd birthday party at some Italian restaurant. His whole family was there and best friends. I started to think about how my family never gets together too often anymore, deff not for my birthday lol. The place was really nice, and packed with old people ha ha!

Its crazy to think that these two have been apart of my life for the past 2 years, through the drugs, the alcohol, the clubs, the fights, and all the little things in between. Out of all of her friends I can actually stand him, plus he's funny as fuck!!We must of waited around for an hour or so for our food to get here. Bullshit. it was expensive. the portions looked really small and skimpy. i was not exited. ended up taking random pictures of shit and watching the old people dance to a live band of old people. The lead singer must have been 60+ and his wife was this sexy cougar maybe 40 or so. im telling you, start learning how to sing karaoke now and you'll get the fine old bitches later ha ha jk.

The food came and it was in a good portion. EEEEPPPPAAAA!!! It was soo good, not the best but worth the $28 bill. Everyone else got scammed, Lyndsay's friend Candace payed $6 for 5 burgerking sized chicken nuggets. highway robbery.
Everyone seemed to be having a good time and the usual gossip spread around the table. I learned what a weave is, is on the left on Candace's head. wine. wine. wine.
The whole place sang Adrienne happy birthday and they brought out 2 cakes! They were Tres Leche cakes, which are cakes with milk in it so its moist. Its the only kind of cake I will eat. I generally hate bread, pancakes, cupcakes, toast, buns, and anything dry for the most part. I learned to be a bit more patient with things, my focus needs to be on school right now and the part of me that likes to be over productive is having a hard time. accounting 201a fuck you.











Tuesday, August 10, 2010

its the drugs dude...they fucked your brain

Sunday was spent at the drive in with Lyndsay, we watched "The other guys" and "Salt". Completely worth the $7 ha ha, I noticed there were a lot of people at the drive in. Its seriously so sick though, I brought a bucket of KFC extra crispy chicken, doughnuts, Mexican ice cream, 4 bags of Funyons, and no water ha ha!! There was a meteor shower while the movies were rolling, it was intense. I must have seen at least 12+ fly by, we kept tripping out because Lynsday is scared of aliens lol. Reordered the shirts on monday, got up early to pick them up on tuesday morning. The warehouse I get them at raised the prices by 30 cents, balls. broke. -$23.94 in my bank. still need to wash them before i print, this week is going to be busy.


Thursday was intense, woke up and took my dad to the airport. 1pm flight to arizona to take my cousins to the Grand Canyon. I don't think the realizes how little trips like that can really make an impression on a kids life! I wish i could of gone. Headed to Costco with my partner in crime and grubbed down on some high class costco pizza, churros, and berry smoothies...i swear it tastes better because its cheap!!

1 hr later I paid for my fictitious business name and have published it in the new paper, im certified niglets!! then headed to the NBM trade show @ the long beach convention center to meet the people ive been working with for the past few years.
The drive was fun, roll down the windows, blast your favorite songs, and sing your fucking heart out. Long beach was cool, we got our NBM show passed and headed in to explore. To be honest it wasn't anything crazy but I did want to see what machines and techniques are currently being used to print shirts besides the manual way I am doing it.
I met up with Dennis my connect for Ryonet, such a funny dude. I think we hung out there for about an hour talking about what not to do when your married, introduced me to discharge printing, and helped me out with little issues I was having while printing. I got to see the automatic shirt press machines and was invited to their after party on saturday which I was unfortunately not able to attend.
As I was about to leave I saw this guy with sleeves! Finally I didn't feel like such a sore thumb in this place ha ha. His name was Dan Holzer and he owned a T-shirt printing company in Oakland called Forward Printing. He showed me what discharge inks did to shirts, what water based ink looked like on shirts, and even hooked it up with printing rates. His quality of printing was insanely good, he'd most likely spit on my shirts ha ha!! Overall cool dude if you need shirts done in the bay check them out @ Forwardprinting.com
$20 for 2 and Lyn and I were in the OC FAIR!!! it smelled like BBQ everywhere and it was fucking packed. 1st thing we saw was a free petting zoo!!!!!! zoo!!! I found a new deck of cards and we wandered around till Nikko's fight went on.
This mother fucker was the star and he knew it. He was so cocky he'd just eat the food out of your hand before you offered. He had the weirdest eyes, frog eyes. Everyone kept staring, he was unique. click the image and really look at them.
Of course lyndsay went ape shit with all the animals,...until they started shitting and pissing everywhere ha ha , it was fun. we were the oldest people in there but it was worth looking like a kid. plus all the animals had a cool deformity.
They had these baby cows chillin in their cages, they were food hores.

I found some cock laying on the floor, i touched his red mowhawk and he bit me. punk bitch. id kick his ass if i was a chicken....i love KFCThey had a bread museum where culinary artists created sculptures out of bread. it was pretty sick, id feel horrible eating such a piece of work.
I ran into my good friend Gary and his girlfriend Kaylee. He used to be on the same wrestling team and Nikko Cataline and I. He was drunk as fuck ha ha, he put his arm around my waist when we took this. weird. lol

I was able to catch Nikko Cataline right before his fight, ha ha its such a trip to see the guy I used to wrestle with in high school doing professional fighting. He used to pretty much kick everyone's ass in high school and got to nationals I believe.
I though it was so funny that the guy he was about to fight had no idea what he was about to take on. Nikko by far drew the largest crowd of about 80+ friends and fans to watch. The match was over quick, Nikko punched the guy in the face and took him down. Knee to the somache, guy moves, knee, knee, knee, knee about a minute of kneeing and Nikko won his 3rd fight.
He walked down all proud with his winning papers, his sister Jackie (my JV wrestling coach) was behind him all supportive. Behind her was his trainers/sponsors. It was a dope fight. He was talking about going into the professional fight, he said he had a friend that makes 12k just for fighting and gets huge bonuses for knock outs and winning. Its insane how much money a fighter can make. but the real money is going to the promoters that are charging $20 a seat ha ha.
I haven't seen Jackie in forever, she had her son not to long ago!! I was really glad to see an old face. Jackie used to fuck me up back in the day, like nothing lol.
Wandered around the fair for a while, I had 10 tickets that cost $5. For some reason I though that would be enough to have fun. wrong. the Ferris wheel was seven tickets a person.
Found a duck game where you had to toss a ring around its neck. it sounds easy but after i convinced the guy running the booth to let me do it for free....i quickly learned it was hard. at the age of 20 i can't even put a ring around a rubber ducks fucking head!! fuck me.
This was by far the coolest thing. I remember being young and going to the swap meets in San Jose and getting a potato sack and flying down slides like these. It was 8 tickets to ride...this place is $$$.
Kept walking around, the majority of the games were around $4 for one ball/dart/toss and you generally had to get 2-3 to get a small or medium prize. $8 for a $1 prize lol. it worked.
Found one....one...fun house that was 5 tickets. Enough for my and lyndsay to jump on and fuck around. It was fun, not worth $5 fun, but more of a fuck my life I didnt just pay this money im going to walk around of a while and break shit kind of fun. They stopped the fun house because I was running on the Spinning tunnel thing like a hamster. I couldn't resist. The operator pushed the stop button and I almost flipped over ha ha!!Friday was man cave day. I waited for my best friend Dylan Russel to get off work so we could make up the shirts I messed up last week. We stopped by the gas station and picked up some old school grub. Glass cokes are classy and taste better then can or plastic cokes!! fact.
For some fucking reason Dylan could put the black layer on flawlessly. I couldn't get all the ink through on some shirts. It pissed me off, im guessing its because dylan is 3x stronger than me. fuck you DER!!!
We knocked off another 14 shirts with only 1 mess up, 6 hours total. Tired. Headed home and smiled at the though of almost being done with the 2nd shirt. I kept forgetting little things through the day, dylan blames the pills we used to take at raves. fuck my life, but in all reality my short term memory has been horrible since I rolled. I haven't even rolled in 2 years. drugs=bad
Steven had a BBQ to celebrate his new born baby, Ian Ray Gonzales. I think he was born thursday after noon I cant quite remember but steven texted me right away. the last time I saw him he wasn't a dad.
Got to the BBQ and all of stevens family was there. Dylan came along and we just kicked back and ate some bomb food. This is what a traditional Mexican American BBQ looks like, burger, corn, rice, and frijoles vato!! Steven can't handle wieners, he burned most of them ha ha!!
There were kids everywhere, funny thing about mexican families is there huge. Mine is too I have something like 20 aunts and uncles and each of them have 2-4+ kids lol. This one in particular kept starring at me funny so I took a picture ha ha.
This was Ian, fresh as fuck with a green bib. Angie went into labor around 7am but didnt have him till around 5pm. She said the actual delivery was 3o mins and she couldn't feel anything below her waist. She said they told her to push like she was pooping!! ha ha ha ha. ha ha . ha. Ian looks a lot like steven, he has angies cheeks and chin. That though of having a mini steven around is here. in my face. alive. I swear this kid is going to hate metal, its all he heard for the past 9months in angies tummy while she was at our practices!!

Saturday night I headed over to visit my friend Talyn in victorville. Carlton and him "went to town" with parties apparently. This is only one half of the wall of death ha ha. if your going to party....do it right!

Tonight was the night I took my dumbest step into my bucket list....going to a sketch ass strip club with my friends. Luckly Lyndsay was there so it wasn't as weird. $10 to get in, 1 drink an hour minimum $5, and you have to tip the strippers if you sit in the front. Everyone in there was fucking creepy and sketch. I wanted to leave after the second stripper. I noticed that some men could shake their legs frantically when the strippers got close. It was creepy, I felt out of place, didn't like a single part of it, something about the women just stripping like that didn't sit well with me. as much as i love boobs, i didn't like these boobs. their bodies were about a 2-3, their dancing was even worse, and they would come up to you in an attempt to try to take your money. no one gave a dam who you were, they just wanted what was in your pocket. and no joke these strippers hustled people harder than the best drug dealers ive ever dealt with. it was disgusting. for one night i was one of those loser ass freaks that goes to a strip club. never again. i took 3 showers and i still felt dirty.
Sunday was hammer time with Matt Benninghof, we headed out to the warehouse with lyndsay and picked up some bomb Jack in the box. double chicken sandwich combo for $3.99....eeeepppa!
We finished the last of the mummy shirts. I was finally fucking done. 1/3 of the way done with production. my overall cost for these 50 shirts was over $500+ though. if the next shirts come out the same way i'd be better off hiring a company to print them. I went to bed Sunday with a chicken rice dinner and a boner of success.